one second

A moment in time when kids don't annoy you.
Kid 1: "Mom, I'm hungry...:eats:..Mom, I need more food"
Kid 2: "Mom, tell him to stop looking at me!"
Mom: "I just need one second."
:Mom goes into bathroom:
Kid 3: opens bathroom door: "Mom, he took my toy and won't give it back!"
Mom: "One Second...One Second..One Second...(kid's name), can I just have one second??"
by DEADMAN#! September 29, 2020
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one junk

A mistress. Someone on the side during a relationship.
-This is Shandra
-She your girlfriend?
-Nahh, she just my one junk
by :{) April 05, 2008
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A Purple One

A Canadian ten-dollar bill
"Hey, can you loan me a purple one for some delicious Molson Canadian?"
by cline26 August 12, 2012
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One bomb

Slang word for knocking one out. Usually a term describing what action you’re going to apply to someone’s forehead if they continue talking nonsense. It’s deemed, usually, as a ‘Class A’ punch that will likely finish someone upon impact.
Oi nah man, do yu wanna one bomb?
by lol whynot October 19, 2019
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Dick ons

When someone in the group leaves a night out/party to go get some dick.

Like kick ons but for the intention of sex.
"Hey bro have you seen Jennifer?"

"Yeah bro, she just left to go to Sam's for dick ons."
by Auzza November 10, 2019
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which one is this

A South Afrikan question used to gain clarity over a genuinely confusing topic/occurrence.
E.g. Thabo sees giraffe meat offered as a platter at a restaurant in Sandton.
Thabo: Eh! Which one is this now ?
by iicebear23 September 12, 2019
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One Penny

An evil penny or some other type of evil coin that always manages to find another owner when the previous one leasts expects it.
One penny to rule them all,
One penny to find them,
One penny to bring them all
And in the darkness bind them.
by frodobagginsishere January 28, 2011
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