Turkey Shower Curtains

When a girl gets several circular piercings on her labia, so that it stretches it and looks like a curtain with rings on it, like a shower curtain.

Barbara just got six piercings on her labia. That bitch has turkey shower curtains. Get out the Comet and let's clean it.

by Saluki Sally September 20, 2008

one eyed turkey

When a naked guy bends over and you see his asshole with his balls hanging down.

Mike dropped his towel and when he picked it up I saw his one eyed turkey.

by stitchedsmile May 18, 2008

turkey stuffing

turkey guts with a yeast infection

One of my favourite dishes is turkey guts with a yeast infection (turkey stuffing).

by deathrite2 December 25, 2009

Jive Turkey

Someone who is super jive'n

Lee is such a jive turkey.

by jive around October 17, 2010

Hot Turkey Sandwhich

Janky ass sex with a woman. In order to make a Cold Turkey Sandwhich substitute your live woman with a dead woman.

Greg had a Hot Turkey Sandwhich with Katie, but then afterward had a Cold Turkey Sandwhich with Mother Theresa's corpse.

by Spence January 26, 2005

flaming noob turkey

A flaming noob turkey is saying when a friend does or says something stupid, now you could say your a flaming noob turkey to them

-hey ronald i ollied a cat yesterday.
-hey bobby i really dont care you flaming noob turkey .

by TheCheezyBallz May 5, 2011

Autistic Jive Turkey

Someone who is really stupid and tries to tell you lies that you will never believe

"ALVIN YOUR A FUCKING AUTISTIC JIVE TURKEY!" screamed Cam.

by Ryan Mulhern August 16, 2008