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Smack Dick

A lack of turgidity in the cock, due to opioid use
"Bruh down bad from that smack dick. He ain't hard no more"
or
Taylor: "Matty literally came before he was even hard. Fuck that smack dick, I need a football player"
by Jack Klark February 11, 2024
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Smack the homies ass day

Smack the homies ass day: Smak the homies ass day is a day on november 29th where it is legal and socially acceptable to smack your freinds ass angrily at any time.
Person 1: Hey
Person 2: *SMACKS ASS ANGRILY*
Person 1: Happy smack the homies ass day
by bungerwithmayoandcheese February 16, 2024
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God-smack

Like the most high God, king of kings, just smacked you in the face with amazing signs and wonders.
"He is wearing John 20:9 on his t-shirt. After reading it, I'm God-smacked."
by Cyberpanda March 17, 2024
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Fred Smacked

When you talk and talk while only reading one sentence and when someone tries to explain it to you, you just talk over them with non-proven points some more then you end the sentence in "Fred Smack"
youre wrong, you're wrong, you're wrong.... Fred Smacked!
by Just show Proof March 31, 2024
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Champagne lip smack

A champagne lip smack is a procedure a female would use to wake her partner from sleep.

First she must undress completely, then straddle her partners face, putting her lovely labia against his/her peaceful sleeping lips.

Next she pours her favorite champagne down the front of her breasts, allowing the bubbly liquid to flow down, across her labia and in to her partners lips causing them to wake up delighted by the surprise.
"Mom, my husband won't wake up, he keeps sleeping through his alarm."

"Did you try a champagne lip smack honey?"

"That's great advice mom, thank you"
by Dome luver July 31, 2022
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Smack

Slang (smack,smacking,smacked) coming from Northen California referring to being “fucked up” or literally lip smacking from Euros or MDMA.
“Cuddie off a thizz it’s a double got him smacking” EbkYoungJoc (Big Bloody)
“I just popped a Euro and now I’m smacked” Shawn Eff (Transform)
by frmkalifornia June 11, 2022
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Smack

Drugs...used to be just heroin but it can be anything people use to get high
Tweaker: Where's my Smack?

College Student: I need my Adderall for my test

College students roommate: it's in the cabinet with the rest of your smack

Guy to his friend at the bar: what's up with that girls jaw?

His friend: she's on that smack bro
by Smoked Pork Sausage June 30, 2022
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