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School

A good fun alternative to life, sex, career, friends, money, and power. All of these things are just distractions trying to pull you away from education.
student 1: I soooo got an A on the test by pulling an all nighter. Doing all that studying outside of school really paid off.
student 2: Yeh that's awesome! It's kind of like being great at hacky sack in terms of not getting laid.
by Trynidee December 28, 2005
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A cancerous place. Where parents send their children to be tortured 5 days a week, for 7 hours at a time.

Synonym: Hell
Antonym: Home, Video Games
Person 1: Where was Jeffry?
Person 2: He was stuck in school
Person 1: Ahh that's hell!
by Skipper50789 November 15, 2016
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Hell if it was on earth. You get in trouble for leaning your chair. Why the hell does that matter? No teacher, we DONT care about your old student who broke all the bones in his body from doing that!!
Kid: school sucks, why can’t I stay home?
Parent: you need an education.
by Stupid teenage cat February 22, 2021
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School is gay school sucks school is every nightmare you could possibly have in one place if you like school you probably have every kind of autism. Every time someone brings up school I die inside.
Boy 1 - Hi bro do you want to go to school
Boy 2 - Do you have a mental disibility
Boy 1 - Yeah I have every kind of autism
Boy 2 - Yeah that makes sense
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School

S-Stupid
C-Crappy
H-Hours
O-Of
O-Our
L-Lives
Michela: Dude I hate my life.

Guy Man: It's cause you go to school.
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A state of Depression everyone goes through. If you like school your a freaking weirdo. If your reading this at school your depression is being cured slowly. Stay strong trooper!!!
"Are you ready for school honey?" Jordan's mom said. "Noooooooooo! Not back to Hell!" Jordan said. "What?" Jordan's mom said. Then Jordan got beat and went to school.
by Wasd school sucks May 22, 2019
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A hell hole full of torture. A complete waste of time.
"Ugh, school again, kill me now"
by yaer March 13, 2018
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