Michael Basketball

Another way to say my bad.

Thats a Michael basketball.

by BarrelThrower December 1, 2022

Michael Sheen

An expensive and high-quality strain of marijuana; exclusively sold for recreation purposes in Colorado.

Damn, bro, that Michael Sheen got me high AF!

by FinesseManR&y April 11, 2017

Damn it, Michael!

A generalized exclamation of frustration. Used when laying blame for the sake of blaming.

Friend #1: "It is super cold outside!"
Friend #2: "Damn it, Michael!"
Friend #1: "Indeed!"

by Ch3wyFudgemz December 2, 2020

Michael Lim

That one gigachad asian kid.
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest guy in any given situation.

Girl: I really like Michael Lim, I want his hand pictures.
Girl's Best Friend: I can see why, he's such a gigachad.

by ioitsujax November 20, 2021

Michael Keegan

Michael Keegan, A white 5’4 kid that goes to School in always red like he’s a blood. He is Obsessed with a black girl named Jazarah that’s from the hood and is secretly a school shooter. He’s very sus and can’t keep his dick in his pants. Michael Keegan often likes to hangout with a Lightskin, A ashy fish and a gorilla.

Michael Keegan is very sexy but gay

by Michael Keegan December 2, 2019

Michael Phelps

A short legged white american swimmer and Olympic gold medalist.

Standing at 6'4 inches with 32 inch legs, Michael Phelps is the fastest white swimmer in the world with 18 Olympic medals under his belt.

Guy: Wow is that a fish?
Guy2: No, that's Michael Phelps!

by London 2012 August 4, 2012

Michael Fastbender

When work or school obligations stop you from completing the standard three day plus bender so instead the time frame condenses and the drinking intensifies.

“Weekend bender?”
“I got work Sunday but I’m still down for a Michael Fastbender.”

by El Grande EZ May 12, 2018