matt branford

Definition - A douchbag who always wears a benie hat and smokes alot. Normally having long brown hair that covers his eyes

Look at that weirdo! He must be a Matt Branford.

by josh eggil April 25, 2011

Matt

That one transgender person that was once a dude and has like crazy knowledge on naval history.

Chad: Yo! Matt! Which naval admiral took a shit on March 3, 1934?

Matt: Uh... Vice Admiral Freaky McShit did that. It was a long 6 hour dump as well.

Chad: What da hell...

by PizzaGuy2711 December 25, 2024

Matt toeppner

Matt toeppner is beasties with rino, gavin, Anthony, jack, Chad and more. He is a stuck up blond boy who does his typical sports like baseball. He thinks every girl has a crush on him and wants him but all the girls talk bad about him behind his back. He's currently in love with abbey poodles stanky ass and we all know that will end soon

Hay do you know Matt toeppner

Yea that ugly blonde kid who will go no where in life

by Jimmy'suncle November 24, 2021

Matt Sturniolo

Matt Sturniolo is literally my savior. He got me through some times when I was feeling down and made my spark come back to life. Him being able to talk about his anxiety and his experiences with it made me feel comfortable with him ( not in a weird way) but I’m just thankful that someone is able to talk about anxiety on social media especially since people can be negative. But I really just wanna say thank you Matt for being there for me and others that struggle with anxiety and coming on to YouTube to talk about it with us especially since a majority of teens struggle with it.

Thank You ⭐️

Matt Sturniolo.

by tysmtt November 19, 2023

Matt

🧢

Matt is cappin. I am the GOAT.

by Whatugondo October 17, 2020

Matt

Matt fux

Yo matty fux

by Jjhawx November 22, 2021

Matt

Where do I even begin? Matt’s are the most handsome men ever and stick by your side through everything. They are SUPER tall and have these STUNNING blue-green eyes that you can stare into for HOURS. They are usually somewhat athletic and are really good at 1 or 2 sports but love watching them. They are amazing story-tellers who entertain you when they tell their stories which they have never-ending with their fun life. They are fun and sometimes are OFF THE WALLS WITH CRAZINESS (this mood always creates the best memories and is an immaculate energy to collide with). They are your ride or die and like science and may even be a science teacher.

Girl: Hey who’s that 6’6 stud? He sticks out like a soar thumb.
Me: Oh that’s Matt you GOTTA love you a Matt

by Personbehindscreen5 August 5, 2020