Lemon ear feetprints

The footprints of your earwax.

"Lena stared at the smudges on her headphones and laughed, ‘Looks like I left some lemon ear feetprints behind after that long study session!’"

by Melon the earwig March 3, 2025

lemon

sour thing

i ate a lemon

by Astolfo2 June 16, 2021

Lemon sex

When you’re so unattractive the guy on top of you has his eyes closed like he’s just bitten a lemon

I drank lemon juice straight fresh lemon and pulled the face he pulls when we have sex and it’s a lemon eating face he got angry and said put more water in the lemon juice. lemon sex “we had lemon sex again today”

by LemonSex March 17, 2023

Lemon Head Daiquiri

During sex one partner will urinate into the other partners oral region, the urine must be a mixture of piss and cum.

We are going to need to make some Lemon Head Daiquiri.

by Notgninneb Retsehc September 23, 2021

Lemon

When someone is being cowardly or a prude towards certain subjects or somebody who is just very scared,

Alternatively it can mean someone is being a kill joy.

Girl 1 - I don’t know I’m kinda nervous

Girl 2 - oh come on stop being such a lemon

by Dingusmcbutto May 8, 2020

bitch lemon

When you try to draw or create a circle but it doesn't exactly turn out right and forms some weird kind of ellipse.

(there seriously needs to be word for this so I created one)

Phil had bitch lemons all over his page in art class

by Thealmightydoge64 June 17, 2021

Lemon

A person which is really horny.

"Dude, she is such a lemon."

by xXThatNerdyGuyXx November 18, 2012