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Looking Glass Land

1. The place where you are expected to believe as many as six impossible things before breakfast. According to the White Queen, it takes practice.
2. An alternative reality.
3. A safe space where people can stop clutching their pearls.
Alice entered Looking Glass Land through a mirror over the fireplace. There, she met the White Queen.
"I can't believe that!" said Alice.
"Can't you?" the Queen said in a pitying tone. "Try again: draw a long breath, and shut your eyes."
Alice laughed. "There's no use trying," she said: "one can't believe impossible things."
"I daresay you haven't had much practice," said the Queen.

Looking Glass Land operates on alt-facts; only dedicated conspiracy theorists live there.
Widespread in-person voter fraud happens only in Looking Glass Land.
Alex Jones dispatches "news" from Looking Glass Land.
Watching Tucker Carlson is like visiting Looking Glass Land.
by beingwhereiam November 4, 2022
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Bainbridge Moon landing

The Bainbridge Moon Landing or "BML", is where a man or women accidentally touch arseholes. Similar to the standard "moon landing", where only baked bums need to touch, the BML however requires a singular accidental connection of the anus with another person's anus.
Becky and Jim we're trampolining naked, and fell on one another, accidentally connecting only their anuses, thus a Bainbridge Moon Landing or "BML"
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land here

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Land Ass

Does Colorado have more land ass than Tennessee?
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Teddy Land

A land where you get fucked by teddys or get enlisted for their army
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Liv’s Land

Liv’s Land is a youtuber who is pursuing her dreams of being an actress, singer and famous dancer, hoping one day she’ll be a celebrity to support her friends
Liv’s Land makes videos on her YouTube
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Land turtle

Madelyn is a land turtle not a fish
Omg look at Madelyn she is a land turtle.
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