hard joke

Damn she can tell a hard joke
by Dr. Funbone February 15, 2017
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Private School Hard

When a student who goes to private school thinks they are tough as shit, but actually they are soft and protected, and would probably get the shit kicked out of them if they went to a public school.
Person 1: Man, Billy thinks he’s so tough and badass.

Person 2: Haha, that dude is private school hard. Billy is a bitch.
by Assholeteacher May 07, 2018
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hard pill to swallow

That my own son could have done something so horrible is a hard pill to swallow.
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by kinginamo October 07, 2016
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die-hard fan

A die-hard fan is somebody who is completely 100% obsessed with their favorite game, band, movie, etc. these people wait in long lines, in the blistering cold, just to bring home the new "thing" they are fans of.
Look at Matthew, over there. He's been waiting outside GameStop for 3 weeks, just to get the new Kingdom Hearts. He's such a savage die-hard fan.
by Savagematty September 23, 2015
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Gordy Go-Hard

A term refering to those "athletes" that give it 120% no matter what the situation. Often found in gym classes, and scrimage games of hockey, football, etc. Often the kids have no athletic ability, but dress in all the latest sports wear (under armour) to give the appearence of being a superstar. Often leads the class in gym warm up, lapping them in a warm up jog, cranking their music and stretching for many mintues before a game of shinny.
Johnny says: "Hey boys wanna play a game of shinny?" Jim says: "Ya sure, I just gotta stretch and warm up" Sets off for a 6 mile jog, with the ipod in the ears. Johnny says "Jim, were having a scrimmage, stop being such a Gordy go-hard
by bj#1/#472 February 09, 2010
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go hard

another one of the multitude of terms referring to a man getting an erection
I would come over, but I'm afraid that after I see your mom my dick will go hard and tear a hole in my new pants.
by no_shelter January 03, 2007
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My pp is hard

When your dick gets so hard it's about to explode.
by nuttery October 09, 2017
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