A carpet man is a man who is always assertive with women, and they use him as an "entryway's carpet" (they metaphorically clean their shoes over him). A carpet man is a man unable to assert dominance or to show personality in front of women. A carpet man thinks/hopes that being assertive with women will lead him to get sex from them. On social media, a carpet man can defend a woman's opinion by whatever other man's answer, even if that opinion is against him as well - for ex. feminist propaganda. A carpet man is a synonym of a beta male.
Woman: "All men are rapists and they are protected by the patriarchy."
Man: "That's not really true, stop with this feminist bullshit b*tch."
Carpet Man: "She is right, we all mistreat them."
Man: "Here we go, we got yet another carpet man who is trying to get sex by defending women in every bullshit they say!"
Man: "That's not really true, stop with this feminist bullshit b*tch."
Carpet Man: "She is right, we all mistreat them."
Man: "Here we go, we got yet another carpet man who is trying to get sex by defending women in every bullshit they say!"
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