Up shit creek without a paddle

In Australia it means that you're in a lot of trouble, with no foreseeable way out.

"Oh man, I can't believe I lost my paperwork; that stuff took me hours and it needs to be in by tomorrow!"
"Sounds like you're up shit creek without a paddle, mate."

by Lyrebleu November 2, 2013

Rolled Up Towel Appreciation Day

August 31st.

The day looked forward every year by many people across the earth. This is a signifigant day in history. August 31st marks the day that man first rolled his towel.
And since that historic day, man (And woman) has been rolling their towels.

Rolled up towel appreciation day is a holiday.

by bladedguitar66 September 1, 2009

You Trip Me Up

Sometimes
I walk sideways
To avoid you
When I've annoyed you

Love's like
The mighty ocean
When it's frozen
That is your heart

What would I be
If I could free
I couldn't even walk
You trip me up

But you break me in two
And you throw me away
And you spit on my head

You trip me up

And you break me in two
And you throw me away
Knock me on my back
I'll send a heart attack

I'd like to trip you up
I'd like to trip you up
I'd like to trip you up
I'd like to trip you up

I'd like to trip
I'd like to trip
I'd like to trip you up
I'd like to trip you up

by Death Menace September 11, 2022

ok i pull up

you like capabaras and stuff yk, meme

me: whats up
you: ok i pull up.

by Your local spelling helper August 23, 2022

up-side down chair

best way to satisfy 4 fags at one time.

"those fags botherin you? flip that chair over and RUN!!!"

by J_P June 3, 2004

Ey up mi duck

A greeting used only in the British county of Nottinghamshire,mostly used in the city of Nottingham

Ey up mi duck,can I buy a cob fora quid?

by YoloMenace001 March 30, 2020

Throwing 4’s up

Throwing fours up means you don’t fuck with bitches that think their tens when they really fours

Me: Did you see Caleb throwing 4’s up
You: yeah it means he don’t fuck with Wendy

by Jadeus21 May 17, 2022