Juice Card

Due to likeableness; suave sexiness; and posession of the "whole package" this person holds the card because the surrounding people will GIVE and DO anything for the card holder.

She gets what she wants because she has a juice card!

by McSexy Biatch September 29, 2008

juice masseuse

A juice masseuse comes prepared with a variety of juices that will surely in the end be a very pleasant experience with many bonuses. juices will include; massage oils, sweat, more massage oil, more sweat, some leakage, sweat and then you know what "comes" next

when Matt ie: the juice masseuse arrives at April's with his plethera of juices and oils he rubbed her down until she was able to experience all the bonuses that "comes" with the massage

by John,April,Katie,Kate&Ryan December 29, 2005

meatloaf juice

It is at the point when your mother reaches the point of utter obesity that she will perspire an abnormal liquid. Instead of sweat she will release a delectable substance that is leftover after making Meatloaf. This substance is known as meatloaf juice. See the wonderfully spoken Yo Mama show on MTV for more details. There is a young African American on the show who was very proud of himself for making this word up and using it in his joke, I suggest we all support him because he might be mentally retarded. Thank You.

"Yo mama so fat...that when she sweat...she sweat like............MEATLOAF JUICE."

by WESTLAX41 May 11, 2006

anal juices

The stuff left in your boxers/underpants when you do a wet fart

My boxers are covered in anal juices man!

by Jimbob April 17, 2004

orange juice

another way for describing a type of beasters, usually has lots of orange hairs and a fresh fruity smell, pretty good weed compared to commercial shit, known as the lows of the highs

nigga hit up nikij, i want some orange juice

we out of headies, guess i'll smoke oj

by maria garcia April 18, 2006

Love Juices

A thick liquid that ejects from the body when they are sexualy aroused. The spot in which this juice ejects from is never the private areas that Love Juice comes from.

My Love Juices just came out of my nose!

by It was a ROCK LOBSTA May 9, 2009

Skittle Juice

A fruity beverage containing everclear, fruit juice, and two bags of skittles.

Caleb: Dude... here try this skittle juice! It got me totally wasted from like... four sips! It's awesome. SKITTLE JUICE! I dont know, she's like acting all wierd, cuz yesterday she like Sucked my Dick, but now she's acting all wierd, cuz yesterday she sucked my dick. It was pretty good... no senior, but pretty good for a sophmore, maybe sophmore 4th quarter... Doode lissin ot me im so drnuk fom thes SKITTLE JUICE! Dont be a betch, just drink it.

by Mista Milla September 25, 2007