van-guzzle

To cover a penis with wet paint and perform oral sex, causing the paint to spray and slash around.
Example 1: "We're gonna van-guzzle later, right?"

Example 2: "We need to add some spice to our relationship. Want to try van-guzzling?"

Example 3: "I took her to my penthouse and we van-guzzled!"
by hernybern March 18, 2024
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candy vanned

to trick someone into going somewhere under false pretences.
person A: "wanna go play dnd"

person B: "sure!"

person A just wants to make out with person B

person B has been candy vanned.
by sixset May 12, 2023
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Van Genderen

The uttermost and ultimate form and display of being sigma male. Widely known for assserting dominance in relationships before they know each other, because van genderen pinned your mother.
Woman 1: look at that shlong, that's gotta be a van genderen
Woman 2: he fugged me this hard, i have proof of vaccination
by November 22, 2021
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Van Van

A really mean teacher wh gives iss and detentions for breathing wrong and she cant take a joke she stil owes ethean jaimen and peyton candy but she no do.
hey van van whats our lesson today
hey van van wheres my candy
by SlickCald October 16, 2019
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Van Play

When BK and his roommates drink craft beer and play house in a windowless van.
It's 7PM—time for our van play! Go get the wig. I already have the chocolate peanut butter stout.
by Papi_Chulo_The_Nurse July 07, 2017
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dad van

A Subaru Crosstrek that is designed for young cool hip dad with young kids on the go doing outdoor adventures!
Dude, did you see Craig get that gnarly dad van that will take him and his family on awesome outdoor adventures?
by embrymavrik January 23, 2017
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Van Notee Special

When you sling your meat into a lady then drive her to a relatives grave and tell her this is her last stop, that's the best she's ever going to have.
I gave Sheldon the Van Notee Special last night, she hasn't been seen since.
by Operatorfailure January 19, 2021
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