sea weave

those globules of other people's hair, of dubious nature, inevitably found in every public and hotel pool, floating curiously close to your or your child's mouth. Pool hair globs.

nice pool, but is that a kraken? no, its just a sea weave tide a-flowin' in. close your mouths.

by PfattyP October 4, 2025

Wily Sea Trout

British origin, though what body of water isn't clear. Shrouded in mystery. Well- read. Frequent haunts seem to be bookstores with bistros, most notably Joseph-Beth Booksellers in Rookwood. Has been known to incite jealousy, arouse suspicion, inspire bitterness in his fellows.

He wrote on my wall and my BF is angry, what a Wily Sea Trout!
He's always harrassing the girls who work at Bronte, what a Wily!

by definitley not Wily's girl April 15, 2009

Sea Urchin Smash

Similar to the Double Dick Down Method where the man wears a strap-on to have both vaginal and anal sex. But with the Sea Urchin Smash the man also suctions a dildo onto his forehead as to also face-fuck his female partner.

The Sea Urchin Smash is so pleasurable that it's like a poison to me.

by Cocktography November 22, 2020

Sea sick Steve

When one gets a handjob on a couch/ sofa in front of their friends parents

Yeah, he got a sea sick Steve in front of Emma's mum!

by Ryzo surprizo August 22, 2016