two jump

being very dizzy

I just has two jumps!

by xdr5t3evq3q December 2, 2023

jump

A descriptive term, not widely used except by doughhead hipsters and dipshits on Facebook, to describe someone who is wired and/or jittery on too much caffeine, sugar, or perhaps both.

Quote: "Maybe I shouldn't have chugged that 64 oz. of high-sugar black tea. *twitch* *twitch*

"You're so funny when you're jump."

by Darkbackward October 6, 2012

You got me jumping like…

BOOM SHAKALAKA BOOM
SHAKALAKA BOO-OOM
BOOM SHAKALAKA BOOM
SHAKALAKA BOO-OOM
BOOM SHAKALAKA BOOM
SHAKALAKA BOO-OOM

You got me jumping like… boom

by Hsuahavae December 15, 2024

slump jump

The act of, when one allows the reality of the economy sucking to begin them on a downward spiral of pithy neglect and manic introversion, jumping from a tall structure--but not the Statue of Liberty--to their inevitable death. For what Billy Zane did at the end of "Titanic" when the stock market crashed, see: Slump shot.

As my mama used to say, "When the goin' gets tough, the weak get jumpin'".

Me: Jesus, boy, what happened to TIMOTHY. I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM HIM IN DAYYYSSSS

Jesus: Oh, he slump jump. He is in Hevan now wtigh meee.

by Regis Bungalow September 29, 2009

jump

A surprise or planned fight, when either (a)one individual is attacked/beaten by a group of 2 or more individuals or (b) when a notiably larger group attacks/fights a smaller group of individuals. This can also be someone just attacking you with no notice. These fights can occur with or without any kind of valid reason to jump someone. It’s a surprise attack.

she was jumped and it was bad

by videogamesforever1118488382 October 20, 2021

Jumping Jack Candidate

Someone who jump from constituency to constituency (that they have no connection to) every time they lose their seat just so they can get re-elected to office instead of remaining in their original constituency and getting re-elected for that seat when the time comes.

Will you vote for Tom Sanders?

no hes not from here, he's a Jumping Jack Candidate

by Archibald Findri May 30, 2018

Panty jump

When you go from your girlfriend to another girl right away to feel better about your self

Damn bro, you don’t need to panty jump for self respect, learn to love your self!

by Good witch June 27, 2018