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The Holy Pickle Stand

When a man is having sex with a woman cowgirl style and he tells her that he's about to cum so she dismounts him, and while she is getting off, his lonely penis stands upward by itself and begins to ejaculate.
"Last night while Jessica was riding my dick she jumped off right before I came! I was so aroused that I did the holy pickle stand before she could get down there and blow me!"
by Madman Bedswerver April 26, 2023
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pulling a pickle

pulling a pickle is the act of kicking a soccer ball (or any ball) with your toe. especially when everyone knows you shouldnt! and you look pretty stupid doing it.
shaawty! i hate it. shes pulling a pickle again and lost us the game!
by Skippery March 27, 2008
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Nickel Pickle

Nickel Pickle is the size of your dick.
Guy 1: "I was about to get it but she saw my nickel pickle and left."
Guy 2: "That sucks man, I know the feeling."
by BADBOYPICKLE April 19, 2019
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Pickle finger

Pickle finger refers to the state in which you finish fingering a girl (or yourself, if you are female) and your finger is now covered in vaginal moisture. The wet mess you're left with all over your finger resembles the process of "pickling", or preserving of food. This term is even more accurate when the mess just doesn't seem to wanna wash off of your finger, leaving it feeling moist and sometimes leaving a stench. Congrats, your finger is now pickled.
I went over to Stacy's last night. I left with the worst pickle finger ever.

I tried washing my hands 4 times, her vagina sauce just wouldn't come off. I had pickle finger all night.
by Dick Changler September 12, 2016
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pickle driver

by chistogo October 19, 2008
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Lubing the pickle

Where a very unnatractive emo male falls in love with a ramp tramp causing them to fall in love with them, then cheat on the bitch, because her best mate has six toes.
Louie: Hey terry was lubing the pickle last night.
Sam: Lol who with?
Louie: That Leah Sket ;
by Searlie September 2, 2009
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pickle happy

When a female, or a gay man enters into a new relationship, and you don't hear from them for weeks because of the overload of oxytocin flowing through their brains on account of all the sex they are having.
Friend 1: "Have you heard from Jess lately? I haven't seen her for weeks."
Friend 2: "Oh, didn't you hear? She is with a new guy and she is one of those girls who drops off the face of the earth when they start dating someone. I don't even know if it is going well, but one thing is for sure, girl is pickle happy."
Friend 1: "Ahhhhh that explains it."
by see_aich_kay March 12, 2017
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