thermotic blast

a blast with a temperature of 20,000,000c coming out of ones dick when turned on. but unfortunately has only been achieved by jesus. but if a human pulls one off it causes mass human destruction

my dog just pulled off a thermotic blast and ended the human race

by Nirotic December 19, 2018

Buffalo Blast

The act of ejaculating on to you or your partners buffalo wings for extra flavor

Want me to buffalo blast your wings baby?

by buffybill August 1, 2018

No mask, no blast.

In the times of covid 19, health officials recommended that masks were to be worn while having intercourse. It is a pun on no love without a glove.

It was August 5th 2020. We were about to fuck right before she stop and asked if I had a mask. I said "No?" She hopped out of bed and said "No mask, no blast." I left her house with blue balls.

by Tuguit September 24, 2020

gator blast

The primal action of whipping a person with the tail of a body part, preferably butt cheeks, pig tails or pony tails.

I’m gonna gator blast the fuck out of her when I see her in Atlanta.

by JasonBoBason October 14, 2022

Arctic Finger Blast

After going outside and nearly getting frostbite on your fingers, then proceed to shove up anus to warm them up. Works similar to caffeine when this technique is executed.

I was feeling tired due to the cold weather; So I went outside in the cold until I couldn't feel my fingers... gave myself a good ole' arctic finger blast to warm them up.

by IbeDustin December 24, 2022

pain blast

A long waved unpleasant suppressed emotional state of mind.

He destroyed all his assets out of pain blast.

by eMOGee January 27, 2022

Gel Blasting

When a guy grows his public hair out and makes it into a second penis using hair gel, then using both to penetrate both holes at the same time.

Yo bro, I just got done gel blasting.

by Niggerlover34 May 26, 2024