I Observe Too Cinematically

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025

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i have witnesses

a cop out you use sometimes when someone else says they didnt do something you told them they did. sometimes it can happen because of drinking a lot over the years and it would make you think that. or if ur just drunk af. it can also happen because you just wanna fake rat on someone for fun.

guy 1: hey you broke my push broom!

guy 2: no i didnt because i dont remember it breaking when using it.

guy 1: i have witnesses!

guy 2: your crazy

guy 1: no im not!

guy 2: *talks under his breath* boy i bet he drinks alot!

by nobody else here October 23, 2017

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.9.I Would Zay To Pull Up On Me.9.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 24, 2025

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I hate A letter

HAHAH

he is soo weird. he said boy only liking girl that have "clear face", but look at yourself bitches.

HAHAH

YOUR FACE IS FULL OF ACNE

EWWWW
you want a clear face girl? f i x y o u r f a c e f i r s t! what a racist boy

want a spoil of the second letter? it's L

I hate A letter because he is racist to girls

by blazezo_xcn September 18, 2021

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:I

pure confusion, passive-aggressively to tell them to stfu or because you just don't agree/don't know

Friend: I beat you on the math test
You: :I (stfu, don't give a single shit)

by Pandalorious March 8, 2021

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I was a sparring partner for Mohammed Ali

the man, the myth, the legend. the man that sparred for Mohammed ali.

The legend: You wanna fight?
Man 1/2: woah woah woah!
The legend: I was a sparring partner for Mohammed Ali, i'll take any two of you on right now!
man 1: What? Mohammed? Ali?! *gulp*
the legend: thats right!
man 1: *laughs*

by Kumbear December 16, 2022

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