Michael Rappaport

When your ignorance blinds you to the truth.
Or you're the anti-Chuck Norris.

Heads or tails?

Tails.

*Flips coin. It's a head, I win.

Uh, it's a face on there, so it's tails.

WTF? You a Michael Rappaport?

by FreePalestineNow October 29, 2023

michaels phone

its gone

hey guys I totally Michaels phoned my phone

by Grimace's son January 12, 2018

Michael Romero

THE SEXIEST GUY I KNOW he is cool and broke his glasses

oh my god it’s MICHAEL ROMERO

by Not Alperen and Not sorry Mike October 15, 2019

Michael Maneuver

When you give your girl a very decent wienering

You: Dude I just pulled the Michael Maneuver on my girl!
Me: I wish that was me

by freestew February 12, 2021

michael freeman

A goalkeeper for soccer, that's cooooool

Oh Michael freeman such a good keeper!

by Wiener24 June 29, 2017

Michael Jackson

One of the best singers who ever walked the earth. The only other singers at his level are Freddie Mercury and Prince. If you haven't listened to his music and been enlightened you are WRONG. Unfortunately he has been accused of many things, but we still love him. He is also known as The King of Pop or God.

Michael Jackson is the best. Justin Bieber completely failed in life and music PERIOD.

by A skittle for you and you May 20, 2019

Michael Ruiz

He is a very caring person and really likes video games. His favorite game is Friday Night Funkin' and his favorite person is Sora from Kingdom Hearts. He is a really good person and puts other people before himself. He is very intelligent and gets all his work done in school. Michael likes doing things for his mother and things around his house. Although he can be talkative, he is a very nice person.

Michael Ruiz is very talkative.
person but he is fun

by big feet people December 14, 2021