San Francisco Door Bell

Noun—A San Francisco Door Bell is an advance warning text message sent in lieu of actually knocking upon someone's door. Particularly useful on the steep hillside residences of San Francisco.

Sent at 4:50—Hi Winkydink. Be there in five. This is your San Francisco Door Bell.

by MoreEarthier March 16, 2012

Sans Undertale is a fucking dumbass

For the love of god please stop fucking posting about sans Undertale it’s giving me internal seizures

Asgores bette- why are there vegetables at my front door

Dumbass:“hy sns ooderteil s bst chrcter1!!1 *starts twerking furiously*

Me : please shut the fuck up my mind is currently trying to comprehend the stupidity of your existence alone I can’t take any more

Also asgores soundtrack is better

Oh and

Example 2:

Sans: kids make me hard

Me: I’m going to turn you into bone meal if you don’t fucking stop talking you pearly albino version of Jeffrey Dhammer
Asgore: I kill kids cause they’re fucking stupid and come here themselves
Me: ikr fkn dumbasses

Oh yeah and Sans Undertale is a fucking dumbass

by Theworldsendingandigive0shits May 9, 2023

San Marino ice cube

The act of shitting and pissing inside of an ice cube holder. Then you freeze it overnight and put it into your mates drink and tell them it’s a chocolate ice cube. They then decide to put the ice cube up their bum hole for a little treat. This then gets stuck inside the bum hole and causes the man to get cerebral palsy and severe downsyndrome for the rest of their life.

WARNINGGGGG
This can turn a ginger cunt into a nigger and can not be changed again.
You either do this once or never.

Hello you coon, you want a San Marino ice cube?
Yes okay let me pop that up my bum
Luke Bennett especially does this with Lisa Bennett the milf herself.
NO WAY IM BLACK (black lives do not matter)

This is the reason why they both kill themselves by jumping in front of a train.
He is forever known as the ice cold Luke Bennett as he did it on that cold rainy night in San Marino

by I TOUCH KIDS 123 January 2, 2023

San Francisco Bungee Jump

When you jump off a cliff with a string of anal beads in your ass, and you have to clench to stop yourself.

When we go to California on vacation, me and the family will have to try out a San Francisco Bungee Jump

by rrK_NAFK January 5, 2020

San Francisco Toot and Scoot

Right after fucking a chick, fart in her face and then escape on your scooter in a haze of ass vapour

Bro 1: Bro, 30 seconds after I nutted in Latoya’s snatch last night in the Bay Area I gave her the San Francisco Toot and Scoot

Bro 2: Bro what’s that?

Bro 1: I pumped her face full of my ass and then I dipped on my scooter

by Filch75 January 17, 2020

San Franciscan Potato Chips

When a gay man in San Francisco cums on their high end leather sofa, let's it dry, and then consumes the resulting semen chip.

Damn man, go easy on the San Franciscan Potato chips, you're going to spoil your butt lunch.

by s0ull3ss February 9, 2020

university of california san diego

The university of california social distancing because everyone there is gross and will get corona virus within the next year.

You go to the University of California San Diego? You must have big brains and no life.

by aredevy July 16, 2020