Kyle is a fuckin imbecile who doesn't understand the simplistic of jokes, tom foolery, or a simple saying, he is a midget born without knees or shins. he is an angry little man. Kyle aren't born but removed from their daddy's dick as a tumor. and incubated in order to grow to a certain height as they cant grow to full size, so they know their different, hated, and unloved. they usually star in movies about making chocolate and singing when children fuck up. a Kyle is an introvert that stays at home and plays fortnight all and all night, cause they're extremely GAY. Kyle's tend to look like emo peter Parker. Kyle's are bland and tasteless, just like their food. Kyle's are painfully white, so white that their parent get scared when they they reach in their backpack .
Kyle, I'm just Joshin' around
Kyle, I'm just Joshin' around
by Simplistic Josh September 26, 2018
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by succubusssssss February 19, 2009
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by NepsIsBest March 30, 2017
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person 1: hey what is the abreviation of your full name
kevin kyle klimberly: no
person 1: tell me what it is
kevin kyle kimberly: kkk
kevin kyle klimberly: no
person 1: tell me what it is
kevin kyle kimberly: kkk
by kevin kyle kimberly August 2, 2021
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Often spotted within a large squad of kyles, and is the true decision maker of awarding positions and kyle points throughout the kyle franchise.
Consistently nelks off of 7$ wine, never takes a night off.
"Officer kyle reporting a point update, for william billiam rochester rochie rocheleau, point count now at -15. Point deduction of -15 points was added to sir william billiam rochester rochie rocheleau's points. BEEEEEP"
Often spotted within a large squad of kyles, and is the true decision maker of awarding positions and kyle points throughout the kyle franchise.
Consistently nelks off of 7$ wine, never takes a night off.
"Officer kyle reporting a point update, for william billiam rochester rochie rocheleau, point count now at -15. Point deduction of -15 points was added to sir william billiam rochester rochie rocheleau's points. BEEEEEP"
by TheHolyForgeard February 6, 2022
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by Jacoballen6 November 15, 2022
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