The Red Death

The Red Death is when you squeeze a used tampon in your hand until the period blood gets all over it, then you bitch slap someone with the blood and all the little pieces of the wall on your hand. one may also do the same with spooge in place of period blood (see white death) if one slaps another with both spooge and period blood on the same hand, it is called a The Pink Death

That snobby bitch was buttering her toast from the edge to the middle like a douche nozzle and kept bitching about how much her period sucks so I pulled the cum dumpster's used blood sponge out of the garbage and gave her the ultimate face in the form of The Red Death. Then when she fainted from the disgustingness I gave her a dirty sanchez, a cleveland steamer, a skull fuck leading up to a red dragonand then I put a funnel in her mouth and dumped that mung I had leftover from last year in it.

by Spooji, The Morbid Goldfish February 14, 2006

Cough of Death

A cough produced by a smoking member of the human race usually convincing other smoking members that it _is_ a bad habit and you _will_ die from it sooner or later.

Marlboro Cowboy: Cough! Rwatsh! Murph.
You: OMG!
MC: Brwhafargh blur blorg!
Y: You really should quit man, it 'll kill ya!
MC: Ough, The Cough of Death becomes worse... Maybe tomorrow...

by Matdoya February 11, 2009

death revenge

When you've been extremely wronged and the only revenge is death.

He killed my father, I must take death revenge on Spiderman.

by systemv June 3, 2007

death console

Video Games:

Usually in the side or corner; a list of people who have died, usually including what weapons and the murderer.

Examples of death consoles:

In Counter-Strike-
Assassin (weapon killed with) Deceased name

In Soldat:
Killers' name
Killed name

etc...

by Sexy Goose August 2, 2004

Death Rattle

The beeping noise a phone or tablet makes to alert you of its near death status (being out of battery - let's not quibble over semantics)

Oh for fucks sake, I have to charge my phone, it just gave its death rattle!

by BBC Bite Size Revision August 8, 2016

Pits of Death

Someones eyes that look like black holes, because the eye sockets are so deep.

My mate after a night out, well any night on which he has stayed up past 10pm. His eyes dissolve into his head and he goes temporarily blind, then passes out. What a lightweight.

by Savak Limbuwala September 18, 2003

Fort Death

Fort Death is a secret society that is supported by the Dark Brotherhood that was consived by The Black Hand which started WWI by the assassination of Arch Duke Feridenhand pleasently know as a group of assassins Fort Death was made by a Nick Plott A.K.A Darkist A.K.A Death himself So if you ever want to pick a fight with this guy he knows you and won't show mercy "Fort Death" isn't a fort but more of an opperitunity to be prepared for "Worst Case Scenarios" mainly based on 2012 might be a zombie outbreak these guys are prepared if you'd like to join Fort Death please email [e-mail] Try not to DIE

Death Death and even more Death FORT DEATH TILL THE END...

by Darkist May 25, 2011