it's kinda joke that teenagers says to their parents to see their reaction and most of time their reaction would be
horrified then the Teenager says it was a joke even though it wasn't
horrified then the Teenager says it was a joke even though it wasn't
Parents: what are you thinking about son?
Teenager: I'm gonna suicide
Parents: What the No don't do it we love you
Teenager: I'm joking I'm joking
Teenager: I'm gonna suicide
Parents: What the No don't do it we love you
Teenager: I'm joking I'm joking
by Someone that's happy November 3, 2023
Get the I'm gonna suicidemug. the process by which admission to inpatient psychiatric services is determined when demand for beds exceeds bed space locally.
The ER social worker said I lost the competitive suicidality match to that woman, so I might as well follow my plan and off myself.
by cteno4 April 26, 2015
Get the competitive suicidalitymug. Used darkly to describe something that baits you towards un-aliving yourself in a 'that shit sucked' fashion.
Bill: "Hey, how was your weekend?"
Tom: "Well... My in-laws visited. That shit was suicide bait. Like actual suicide bait."
Tom: "Well... My in-laws visited. That shit was suicide bait. Like actual suicide bait."
by funkmann April 10, 2025
Get the Suicide Baitmug. An objective, according to everyone but you, mismanagement (by you) of your own financial assets and resources
If you are about to commit business-suicide, take action when others tell you to, before you drive yourself to debt
by Sexydimma May 19, 2016
Get the business-suicidemug. The hitman committed psychological suicide to shift his focus from the real world to his imagination
by cranez March 20, 2021
Get the Psychological Suicidemug. A pose in which someone intentionally photographs themselves holding a gun, knife, or any object capable of ending their life, in a manor that conveys suicidal ideation and the desire to take ones own life (such as holding a gun to their head).
*News broadcast*: The shooter can be seen in this photo doing what is known online as a 'suicide pose'.
by Gigamicasus October 5, 2022
Get the Suicide Posemug. when your having a wank just before blowing your mayonnaise load, shout out Mum!!!!(diseased and rotting). bring my dinner up please, then try and finish the job before she gets into your room
by mrs tosser October 19, 2025
Get the a nigel suicide speed wankmug.