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Salty Tuesdays 

Salty Tuesdays is the day you can be salty and sassy however you want
"Its Salty Tuesdays dood relax~"
Salty Tuesdays by SaltyShima July 20, 2020

Salty Spruyttus 

The Salty Spruyttus is a sexual position in which a man lays on his back with his feet up near his head. A line of salt is applied to his erect shaft, and a lemon wedge is placed on his butthole. A tequila shot is taken (optionally from the belly button).
Dan and Andrew performed a Salty Spruyttus.
Salty Spruyttus by xarumitzu August 4, 2020

Salty cracks 

When someone knocks on the door when you’re getting your salad tossed and you’re angry about it
That damn encyclopedia salesman interrupted my salad toss! Gave me a real case of the salty cracks

Salty Sea Captain 

When you nut on a girls back into her butt dimples and place a little paper boat on it.
"I gave sarah the salty sea captain last night, and now she won't let me finish on her back anymore."
Salty Sea Captain by DZG August 29, 2020
A person regardless of their gender or sex who consistently craves or prefers salty or savory food over sweet foods or desserts.
Dominique loves french fries but I don't think I've ever seen her eat french toast. She's such a salty boy. Maybe you should give her a box of roasted almonds instead of cookies.
Salty boy by Spice lord September 9, 2020

salty doughnut 

When you take a bath with bath salts and have your ass eaten out after
My girl took a bath with some fancy lavender bath salts and I decided to eat the booty like groceries. That was a pretty great salty doughnut
salty doughnut by FindingG-MO September 24, 2020