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noob screwed

getting screwed over so bad you instantly become a noob.
tends to happen right after epic fail or being owned so hard you can feel it in your ass.
j: arnout got noob screwed again yesterday...

o: oh lol, what a faggot :D
by oplurus91136521 May 29, 2010
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Noob Nugget

A dumbfuck who can't do the simplest things!
Person 1: WHY CAN'T I DRINK WATER?!?
Person 2: Maybe you're just a noob nugget.
by kaaurid June 8, 2022
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Immense noob

A person that talks condenscendingly in order to win an argument when in reality they are highly stupid.
Karen was insistent that calling some a Karen is morally worse than calling someone the n-word. "Do you just not understand why its worse, did you not go to college or something", smirked Karen in a patronising manner. Karen is an immense noob.
by Elle394 May 24, 2020
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noobe

me.
noobe: "greetings"
you: "how did you get into my house"
by noobe gaming June 4, 2022
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goob my noob

A saying you use when you're doing something but cannot disclose anymore details than "Goobing my noob"
Bill: Wanna hangout this weekend?
Jeffrey: I would but I'm gonna be too busy. I gotta goob my noob
Bill: Oh okay!
by TheRatEater December 5, 2024
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noob

The uncultured, normie misspelling of n00b. Generally refers to someone who is bad at something or new to something. Often used to describe individuals in more broad terms than n00b.
1: This guy has terrible aim, he isn't helping at all. What a noob.
2: He's probably a newb if he hasn't gotten used to the controls.
1: I looked at his profile, he's already played 120 hours of this game.
2: Oh damn, n00b confirmed.
by Sticklerr August 28, 2019
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noob

a word coined by bryn and not jack
by boffeemil July 15, 2023
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