Black Ginger Magic

A dark mystical force that redheads use to destroy lives and cheat at iMessage games.

Don’t let her good looks deceive you she is manipulating the outcome of events by using the Black Ginger Magic.

by Wild Will Wollongong June 26, 2019

puff the magic dragon

This is when you blow a load in a chick's mouth and it comes out her nose.

(like smoke from a dragon)

by Shocker March 2, 2005

chaos magic

The magic that Defender uses to get a firm grip on cock.

This one time Defender was beatin Callius off and he just couldn't do the job himself so he used chaos magic to not only beat Callius off, but to also clean his cock completely free of smegma. Silly smeghead, you use soap for that!

by Cletus (I lurk now! I LURK NOW!) August 14, 2003

Magical butt pump

one of those tubs in your but that evil spirits come out of

Wat up?

I just got a magical butt pump!

sweet!wat came out of it?

pixies,leprachauns,and the tooth fairie.

hott.

by Grant Parker April 22, 2005

magic penis theory

1.)one penis simultaneously gets off 2 women.
2.) A menage trois.

3.)Having sex with someone then forgeting if you actually had sex.

1.) The magic penis theory. "I shot her in the grassy knoll then I ran away and no one ever found me"

by Michael Doyle June 4, 2003

Magic Meme Man

A man that is gay and makes memes for a living.

I'm a magic meme man!

by Thundercloud57 January 11, 2019

Cock the magic Pistol

A funny way of just saying, beat off, jerk off, or plain old masturbate

i'm gonna go to your mother's house and cock the magic pistol over her forehead

by Big Bear June 16, 2003