Windsor Relaxation Centre began as windsor’s first gentleman’s club. and has remained unlike any other, with a reputation built on the quality of our handpicked Pin-Ups who know how to pamper and tantalize you with the ultimate fantasy experience. We double the fun with our welcoming bar staff expertly handling your other senses over two bars, various VIP playrooms (with room service) to ensure the most comfortable conditions on your ideal night out. Windsor Relaxation Centre is Australia’s famous adult entertainment club in Windsor. To benefit our visitors, we also regularlly send out shops' coupons getting discounts to our loyal customers. In our adult service , our preimier adult service venues provide the best sexual services, massage and private girl out call in Sydney, Melbourne, Adelaide, Perth and Brisbane. We are one of Australia’s most preferred adult entertainment club.
Windsor Relaxation Centre began as windsor’s first gentleman’s club. and has remained unlike any other, with a reputation built on the quality of our handpicked Pin-Ups who know how to pamper and tantalize you with the ultimate fantasy experience.
by Windsore Relaxation April 21, 2022

When you laugh at something that somebody said out of respect before you realize that the joke was either bad or directed negatively towards you
James: I guarantee that the people around me all have super tiny dicks.
Ryan: Ha! Wait a minute...
James: lol u dumbass XD
Ryan: Ha! Wait a minute...
James: lol u dumbass XD
by Retard_Ryan February 3, 2023

olivia who is some 11 year old is on the internet acting 15 like
omg husse is my bf i had sex with him xoxo
omg husse is my bf i had sex with him xoxo
by olivia has a knife March 26, 2020

Stella: Did you hear it was November 2nd?
Leah: OOHH that means Emily has to ask out Daniel!!
November 2: National Emily has to ask out Daniel Day
Leah: OOHH that means Emily has to ask out Daniel!!
November 2: National Emily has to ask out Daniel Day
by allknowinglady November 1, 2021

by sssrb December 14, 2022

A Very Violent Little Girl With An Adittude Very Picky She Likes To Torture Hamsters And Make Them Her Toy She Is Not A Very Hard Worker So She Will Not Make A Very Good Wife
Husband-Hey Baby Can You Wash The Dishes
Ha Nhu-No I Want To Lay On The Couch
Husband-Fine Then Im Breaking Up With You
Ha Nhu- I Can Do Better Without You
Ha Nhu-No I Want To Lay On The Couch
Husband-Fine Then Im Breaking Up With You
Ha Nhu- I Can Do Better Without You
by Joker9432 December 10, 2012

That is why you're doing it.
Hym "Seriously. The fattest, most bloated piece of shit anyone has ever seen. It isn't even the fat, though, is the crazy part. It's the bloatedness. You look inflatable. If you asked any women... Who she would rather be locked in a room with for 7 days... Showed her a picture of both of us... You could tell her WHO I AM... Full context... And she would STILL choose me over you. You look like you can feel your skeleton floating around in your... I mean- You can't even call it a body. It just IS fat. I could work out. I could get in shape. But no matter what I did, I could never get that distribution of fat on my body. That's it. That's the reason."
by Hym Iam January 16, 2024
