The Red Death is when you squeeze a used tampon in your hand until the period blood gets all over it, then you bitch slap someone with the blood and all the little pieces of the wall on your hand. one may also do the same with spooge in place of period blood (see white death) if one slaps another with both spooge and period blood on the same hand, it is called a The Pink Death
That snobby bitch was buttering her toast from the edge to the middle like a douche nozzle and kept bitching about how much her period sucks so I pulled the cum dumpster's used blood sponge out of the garbage and gave her the ultimate face in the form of The Red Death. Then when she fainted from the disgustingness I gave her a dirty sanchez, a cleveland steamer, a skull fuck leading up to a red dragonand then I put a funnel in her mouth and dumped that mung I had leftover from last year in it.
by Spooji, The Morbid Goldfish February 14, 2006
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by Savak Limbuwala September 18, 2003
Get the Pits of Death mug.Fort Death is a secret society that is supported by the Dark Brotherhood that was consived by The Black Hand which started WWI by the assassination of Arch Duke Feridenhand pleasently know as a group of assassins Fort Death was made by a Nick Plott A.K.A Darkist A.K.A Death himself So if you ever want to pick a fight with this guy he knows you and won't show mercy "Fort Death" isn't a fort but more of an opperitunity to be prepared for "Worst Case Scenarios" mainly based on 2012 might be a zombie outbreak these guys are prepared if you'd like to join Fort Death please email Nick.Plot@yahoo.com Try not to DIE
by Darkist May 25, 2011
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Marlboro Cowboy: Cough! Rwatsh! Murph.
You: OMG!
MC: Brwhafargh blur blorg!
Y: You really should quit man, it 'll kill ya!
MC: Ough, The Cough of Death becomes worse... Maybe tomorrow...
You: OMG!
MC: Brwhafargh blur blorg!
Y: You really should quit man, it 'll kill ya!
MC: Ough, The Cough of Death becomes worse... Maybe tomorrow...
by Matdoya February 11, 2009
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Example death chain:
Idiot42552: If you don't send this to 5 of your friends within 48 hours you will have 20 years of bad luck and will never get laid.
Idiot42552: If you don't send this to 5 of your friends within 48 hours you will have 20 years of bad luck and will never get laid.
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