The Breath Of An Empire: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: The Breath Of An Empire: The First Juvenile Release

Person 2: Yes.
Person 1:

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 3, 2025

Thumb Breath

What is required to type multiple sentences on to a smart phone. Or, the time one takes to type on a smart phone uses their thumb breath. If you're getting tired of typing on your phone, you're out of thumb breath.

Save your thumb breath, I'm not reading your message right now.

by Unemeoj October 31, 2022

The Breath Of Versailles

What I call homo-sapiens who have perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Hey, do you have a perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good, you are now the Breath Of Versailles

by BoobiesOnTheGravel January 8, 2025

Atomic Breath

A breath so stinky it decimates everything in its path.

Aaron breathed and destroyed a city with his atomic breath

by TheBlueToo December 5, 2022

Bad breath

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Bad Breath

by Ladi.m1 November 9, 2022

Breathe giggle

When someone exhales short and quick breathes but also sounds like they are giggling or laughing at the same time. Short bursts of quite laughter.

"She likes to breathe giggle so that way her laugh isn't too loud to wake everyone else up."

by dumpling765 December 20, 2019

Fire Breathing Dragon

When you chug a fully carbonated can of soda(usually warm, fresh out of a box). Count to ten right after (before burping) and then burp.

(After the Fire Breathing Dragon) *digestive tract getting destroyed by all the carbonation*

by jarrad_bellringerboy February 8, 2025