Noob

A loser that has no life and that sucks at everything.

You noob Sean!

by JMFiBrowz July 23, 2015

Noob

*Means you are new to the game*

Let me show you and example of the best community in Gaming History:
#Dota 2 In Radiant
Noob:Hey guys what hero should i pick?
I am new to Dota 2 xddd
Teammate 1:сука бляяяяя
Я 100000 ммр соло

Го го го Б
Teammate 2:Go kys noob xdddddddd
Teammate 3:Putang ina mo
Tara Slardar tara b b b
Teammate 4 (in mic): *Distorted sounds of World War 2 with a girl getting raped and eating ramen while listening to Shitty Dubstep and playing minecraft* till it lags out
*Dire Victory*

by Honest Game Reviews March 19, 2017

Noob

One who has the name of Schiavetta or contains a Schiavetta like substance. Also, one who uses the word 1337 (leet or elite) to describe themselves.

Your such a Schiavetta, just look "noob" up on Urban Dictionary.

by Rahiim October 11, 2008

Noob

When someone is really bad at a video game.

Originates in newbie

Arwid is such a NOOB at brawlhalla bro.
-Yeah ikr.

by Arwid noob April 10, 2019

Noob

A sexually abused individual, a new player in a game, a bad player in a game

This kid is such a noob, he doesn't even know how to make a house
This kid is such a noob, he doesn't even know how to syntax a proper sentence

by AntonarosTrelaras101 December 27, 2017

Noob

Someone who never learns. A term usually encountered when gaming.

Not to be confused by newb.

Steve is such a noob, we've tried to teach him how to play the game but he never learns.

by zin90 March 14, 2018

Noob

Noob - A noob is someone who is a "new player". On the game, ROBLOX, this word is commonly used when veterans or people who aren't new see new players. Or noobs are people who wear free things and do not have BC or is not a "1.0" or "2.0". A "noob" is also someone who is a "bacon hair" or "noodle hair". Veterans normally call new players these names when the boy/girl has the Straight Blond Hair or Pal Hair. People also call others a noob when they don't use correct grammer or doesn't have a black or white skin on their avatar.

Pro: HEY NOOB! YOU SUCK DICK!
Noob: im sorry...
Pro #2: Leave him alone.

by iiVixBlox January 07, 2017