What if i did?

something you say when you want to say yes, but you'd be to ashamed to say it directly
Johny: anne? Did you cheat on me last night? Anne: What if i did?
by hugo (the one with the big dic January 19, 2022
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i like big black gucy men

subj1-did u know i like big black gucy men?
subj2_no i did not know that you like big black gucy men
by MENINMYASS August 14, 2023
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Lewis I

Lewis I is your typical "Jewish" character type that is often seen in mid 1990's midwestern American coming of age films set during the high school period of a group of young teens life. Lewis Iis known to be involved in multiple human trafficking fronts.

Lewis is currently in a loving relationship with a certain girl of Polynesian/New Zealand descent named Ella D. Unfortunately the relationship has caused some limitations to his ability to "Go back" referring to his innate inability to return to being romantically and sexually involved with people of low melanin content in their 1 through 3 skin layers.

Ella D is currently impregnated with Lewis I. The babies genotype has been examined by the worlds leading Gene Research Specialists in Northern Germany. The results were recently made available to the public and it has been determined the baby will be light skinned and have curly blonde hair that springs up when you pull it.
Lewis I just shot my badussy up with 10ccs of liquid temperature regulated non government sanctioned hot semen.

I dropped a few 10 cent and 20 cent coins at the tuck-shop line the other day and i saw a small hand come out of the shadows and appear to "pinch" the coins away before disappearing under a young brown ladies skirt.
by EllaxLewis4eva November 12, 2021
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i wish a bitch would

hoping someone will carry out with what they're claiming to do (female)
Shanice said she was gonna clomp my head yesterday, i wish a bitch would
by Chpvlie December 20, 2023
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can i chew your box

When a man inappropriately asks a women during foreplay to perform oral sex on her.
While his finger was deep in Michelle's vagina, Tripp awkwardly stopped all actions and asked, "Can I chew your box?"
by Michellebell November 24, 2013
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So yeah I’m board I try and search this up if it works it will be funny
Yo what’s up I’m bored so I added a word
by It’s me cursed Deku September 28, 2020
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shut up before i make you

basically telling you to shut up or they will thrust their dick in ur mouth to make you shut up.
Gf: This is why I'm better than you in Poppy Playtime!
Bf: I was lagging, plus, I wasn't even trying.
Gf: Yeah, Yeah. You sure about that?
Bf: Shut up before I make you.
by tyler's slut February 10, 2023
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