land mafia

Influential and criminal groups who take publically and privately owned land by coercion, threats, force and fraud, and resell it for profit.
China cutting is a common criminal activity perpetrated by land mafia.

Government seems helpless against powerful land mafia.

by zpack November 19, 2021

Furniture Man Land

Using your man as a body pillow; headrest, etc.

Laying in bed turned into Furniture Man Land.

by MakeShift Cat August 24, 2025

French Southern and Antarctic Lands

French Lands in the Southern and Antartic

Person: Where is French Southern and Antarctic Lands?
Other person: Southern and Antartic

by blockheadguy March 28, 2022

The Land of La

Residing in or to be found in an imaginary place called LaLa-Land.

US Congress, by rejecting red-ink controls on deficit spending in 2010, have demonstrated repeatedly that they are deep in the Land of La.

by Intuit July 20, 2010

The Mythical Land of Cuntopia

The Mythical Land of Cuntopia is a dark and treacherous land where the Karens and Kens of this world are born. These Cuntopia natives are usually consumed by first-world problems.

Cary knew immediately upon speaking to Tammy that she was from the Mythical Land of Cuntopia.

by SrslyGuise January 18, 2023

Cum-Land

Cum-land. like Disney but for horny niggas

"lets go to cum-land"
"tf you just say?"

by Blow Jobs For The Homeless October 13, 2022

Pro Land Title

When you need to buy or sell a house this is the title company that will get it DONE! Peak communication skills, big get-it done- energy, and ALL the happy closing day vibes here. Doesn't matter who you are or where you are, they will help make your closing happen!

Imma go to Pro Land Title to sign my papers when I buy this house!

by ProLandPeto November 24, 2021