1. A person containing similarities of a douche bag and a dildo.
2. A combination of douche bag and dildo to offend someone
2. A combination of douche bag and dildo to offend someone
Person 1: Look at that faggot over there pissing in people's beers
Person 2: What a douche dildo
Douche Dildo: Yo fuck you I'll piss in your asshole.
Person 2: What a douche dildo
Douche Dildo: Yo fuck you I'll piss in your asshole.
by Top_Jimmy January 29, 2014
Get the douche dildo mug.Referring to the popular practice of photoshoping a side ways hat on an individual/animal/thing that's being a "douche bag" as seen in memes. Is a way of branding someone or something as a douche.
by shadded June 28, 2013
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You: Oh thats some bag-a-douche i filled from my dick.
Mark: Oh...ok.
You: Oh thats some bag-a-douche i filled from my dick.
Mark: Oh...ok.
by doo-language May 3, 2009
Get the bag-a-douche mug.For every retail outlet and fast food joint, theres an hour of trade where all the douche bags walk through the door.
Usually late at night, Muzza's and guido's alike usually make there way into supermarkets as a last ditch effort to buy smokes and withdraw excessive amounts of money, displaying an inflated feeling of self worth, rudeness and arrogance.
Usually late at night, Muzza's and guido's alike usually make there way into supermarkets as a last ditch effort to buy smokes and withdraw excessive amounts of money, displaying an inflated feeling of self worth, rudeness and arrogance.
Check out chick # 1 : " Oh, no.. it's 10pm. "
Check out chick # 2 : " Bro?? "
Douche Bag : " Bro, bro.. (excessive tapping on counter.) I want smokes, bro. "
Check out chick # 1 : " on the card, any cash out? "
Douche Bag : " (grunting) no. "
Check out chick # 1 : ok, thats $10... "
Douche Bag : " $400 out........... Fuck. Don't. Listen.
Check out chick # 1 : " 10:15, yep douche o'clock "
Check out chick # 2 : " Bro?? "
Douche Bag : " Bro, bro.. (excessive tapping on counter.) I want smokes, bro. "
Check out chick # 1 : " on the card, any cash out? "
Douche Bag : " (grunting) no. "
Check out chick # 1 : ok, thats $10... "
Douche Bag : " $400 out........... Fuck. Don't. Listen.
Check out chick # 1 : " 10:15, yep douche o'clock "
by Sabintron3030 March 13, 2010
Get the douche o'clock mug.A group of guys who act likes feminine butt monkeys. Their lack of decency is astounding. Alone they would be considered a douche bag but collectively they are know as a bag of douches.
While waiting in line to order lunch at Burger King, a Bag of Douches wearing jeans down to with knees and hats on backwards cut in line and was trying to flirt with the checker.
by kingjofus January 10, 2013
Get the Bag of Douches mug.A vehicle typically driven by white teens aged 16 - 20 that has had a body kit installed, an enormous spoiler, and an after market exhaust whose "performance gains vs. decibel level" ratio is questionable at best.
Vehicles commonly turned into douche rods are the Honda Civic and Chevrolet Cavalier (model years 1990-1995).
It is a requirement of all douche rod pilots to recline their seat to the maximum setting, presumably to reduce drag or increase the ease of receiving oral sex from their copilot.
Vehicles commonly turned into douche rods are the Honda Civic and Chevrolet Cavalier (model years 1990-1995).
It is a requirement of all douche rod pilots to recline their seat to the maximum setting, presumably to reduce drag or increase the ease of receiving oral sex from their copilot.
"I didn't realize the Douche Rod Expo at the mall parking lot was a year-round event"
"I wish these kids in their douche rods would stop driving by my house at night so I could get some sleep"
"Grandma couldn't afford a reasonable used car; now she looks pretty silly driving around in that douche rod"
"I wish these kids in their douche rods would stop driving by my house at night so I could get some sleep"
"Grandma couldn't afford a reasonable used car; now she looks pretty silly driving around in that douche rod"
by JDidds October 26, 2012
Get the douche rod mug.When a man pisses in his sexual partners asshole, while taking a shower with them, in order to sterilize the orface for dinning.
by Fukyourface November 3, 2018
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