van-guzzle

To cover a penis with wet paint and perform oral sex, causing the paint to spray and slash around.
Example 1: "We're gonna van-guzzle later, right?"

Example 2: "We need to add some spice to our relationship. Want to try van-guzzling?"

Example 3: "I took her to my penthouse and we van-guzzled!"
by hernybern March 18, 2024
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Brittany Van Pelt

Brittany Van Pelt is something so beautiful and perfect that there are no words to describe it and her amazing love❤️
Having a Brittany Van Pelt is priceless and the most rare kind of love on this earth.
by VP007 February 03, 2024
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brittany van pelt

My wife❤️ The most beautiful woman in the universe. Every day you amaze me, you captivate and fill my heart up. You give me hope, strength, purpose and vision. No one will ever compare to you. You are my heart and soul. You are perfect in every aspect and I am so thankful to call you my wife. I more than love you ❤️
by VP007 December 31, 2023
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Brittany Van Pelt

More captivating than the moon and the stars. Brittany Van Pelt is the definition of love, beauty and compassion. An angel of this earth and a goddess of the universe that leaves me eternally blessed and grateful that she is my life, my wife and best friend ❤️
Thank God I have been gifted this extremely Brittany Van Pelt love ❤️
by VP007 January 03, 2024
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Brittany Van Pelt

A Brittany Van Pelt is the most intoxicatingly and beautiful woman this earth or myself has ever seen. She moves me and has the amazing ability to make me feel and love like no one else ever has. She is my world, my wife and my everything
Brittany Van Pelt: She is the most beautiful and perfect thing on this earth.
by VP007 April 02, 2024
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pak die chickie van achter

kanker, a Dutch Hip-Hop song by 7sidebaby. It got famous because of meme accounts on instagram, and if you yell 'pak die chickie van achter' (which means 'grab that girl from behind') on a dutch school people will automaticly say kanker (which means cancer)
Person: pak die chickie van achter
everybody in a dutch school: kanker
by lil bodyfluids October 17, 2019
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van quie quie

Coolest cat in the whole world. Usually given to someone by a mean jerk named Zach, but still loved by many. Van for short, nobody could ever be a cooler cat.
Damn, that Van Quie Quie is the best cat ever!
by vanquiequiethecat April 07, 2017
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