by anonymous May 5, 2025
Get the Gulf of Canadamug. Sexual act involving maple syrup as lubricant and moose antlers as a dildo. Extreme practioners are known to use the Stanley Cup to catch the blood from the torn vagina after its been shredded by the antlers and drink from it. A celebratory hoot of "Aye!" is usually customary if the act goes through without any intenal damage.
by Alexial February 6, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Canada's answer to AT&T. It's outsourced over priced and will charge you to remove their equipment regardless of whether you have an account or not.
by WendyOKoopa2 September 2, 2021
Get the Bell Canadamug. "Canada's history" involves being taken captive by a French Canadian and having terrible (sexual) things done to you while the French Canadian screams "god bless the queen!!"
by Colbert's Buddy February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Person 1 : "Did you hear the new kid is from Canada?"
Person 2 : "No way dude! That place is totally fake."
Person 2 : "No way dude! That place is totally fake."
by canadainhabitant12 September 12, 2021
Get the Canadamug. When a group of men takes a dump into a woman's vagina and then stuffs it full of maple leafs with their penises. Leaving a trail of maple leaf crumbs wherever she walks for the next few days.
by jimyMcjimjim February 4, 2010
Get the canada's historymug. A daddy located in Canada; often used to get out of America asap. Good with maple syrup and chopping firewood
"Damn, I really need me a Canada Daddy incase Trump starts this war."
"I talked to my Canada Daddy yesterday, he said he's sending that good shit my way."
"I talked to my Canada Daddy yesterday, he said he's sending that good shit my way."
by Wildgrowth July 28, 2018
Get the Canada Daddymug.