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Mayonnaise Man

A Caucasian man older than 35 years. Usually balding/bald, overweight, has a deep voice, and works either in blue collar industries or law enforcement.

They drive lifted trucks, vote republican, are homophobic, and order their sandwiches with extra mayonnaise. In other words, a stereotypical middle aged white man.

Bonus points if the mayonnaise man is misogynistic.
Jeff is such a mayonnaise man! He's literally eating a mayonnaise sandwich in his lifted chevy truck!
by Mayonnaise mike August 2, 2025
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Real Man

A Real Man is not the beer drink'n, football love'n, Gym pump'n , porn watch'n, meat size'n, dumb ass man bun'n, lady grabber ( trump ) you think it may be. If you want to be a real man then you need to be like Lee B, driven, smart, gentle, bloody hilarious and the coolest mf.
"Get yo. shit together bro, be a real man"

"Gosh look at Lee over there! He's such a real man, so handsome *sighs*
by Throkmortonthepowerful^^ February 10, 2025
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Man Chat

When men sit down and discuss feelings, and fighting.
E.g. "Hey i just punched this guy the other day... It felt awesome. it's nice having a man chat."
by LOLBEANS May 9, 2012
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LOBSTER MAN

Lobster man is ? years old, born on the 20th of june. Streetys star sign is a gemini. His wardrobe consists of multiple coloured basic sweatshirts and the worst shoes you have ever seen. He is never seen without his watch. Back in 2009, lobster man was a great orange bodybuilder! He attended Mater Dei College for highschool and Edith Cowan University. Whilst in college he worked at bunnings and enjoyed ‘getting them gains’ in his spare time. He has a strong hatred for english and old saggy people,he failed year 12 english!

On the 10th of march 2016 at 8:10pm he gave a 5 star review to ‘Stubble Barbershop’, commenting “Good cuts and quality banter as always! Fortnightly go to.”
Alex has been Married to Jade since the 12th of October 2019, they have been in a relationship since the 9th of september 2014! Jade joined Facebook in june, 2008.
Mr Street graduated from Edith Cowan University in 2013!

Chris is Streetys friend of atleast 12 years, He works for the fire and emergency services and lives in Scarborough. His sister writes songs and wrote a “10/10 banger” in 2017. In 2019 he gave a 5 star review to Pita-Pit saying they “have nice sandwiches”. He is in debt to Streety by 1 burrito.
Streety has strong opinions on many things, “hate the old saggy people that run with their shirts off in joondalup”.

he is the best maths teacher ever. argue with the wall
mr street " you're not dodgy" - LOBSTER MAN
by lobsters4life May 21, 2022
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Glands man

A guy who devotes his life to manicuring, bleaching, and bedazzling ass holes
Dave really is a glands man, we are very lucky to have him in the community
by Badger girl 317 June 11, 2025
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MAN DOWN

it's the act of pulling urself and ur friend to the floor so that their highschool crush don't see them :)
DUDE MAN DOWNN!! *falls to the floor and pull innocent friend with*
by prplcarrot January 7, 2023
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