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shut your mouth, give me your hand

A saying to tell shut up when they are getting impatient for their money
Give me my share! Finish the damn job! Shut your mouth, give me your hand
by what do i care 125 October 2, 2020
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eat your ass with a spoon

When you use a spoon, of any material, depending on how much you love the person. Then shove the spoon up the ass, and twist it to create a vacuum seal. Finally, you pull the intestines out like a plunger and feast on it with a spoon.
*Minouska throws it back*
Pierro: "GIRL the way you be throwing it back makes me wanna eat your ass with a spoon"
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Wax Your Beagle

The act of waxing your Beagle dates back to the renessaince when men would dip there genitals into a crude tar to a boil. The often painful process was the first recorded attempts of removing one's pubic hair. Any shaving or waxing of the genitals is known as "Waxing Your Beagle". The term Beagle was given specifically to a males member by French aristocrats and was found in recordings dating as far back as 1476.
First date:
Guy: "So do you wax your beagles or keep it natural."

Girl: "Do what?"
by Btbamtbdm November 8, 2017
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Ask your crush out day

John: aye Emily it’s august 20th ask your crush out day will you go out with me?

Emily: Oh yes!
by Iammeyouareyou1234 August 19, 2021
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exseed your expectations

What you hope dat your crop-yield will do, but never really count on it.
Usually da Gurney's, Burpee's, and Park's catalogs really hype and puff da growing/harvest-claims of da little dried things inside their proffered planting-packets, so you should not exactly expect an actual "bumper crop" on much of anything dat you order from them --- about da only germination and flourishing dat will likely exseed your expectations will be all of those blasted WEEDS dat you're constantly having to dig or pull out! :P
by QuacksO February 11, 2023
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Your good bro

A response commonly used when someone says something dumb
Luke please put some deodorant on you stink!
Your good bro
by Danner11 November 23, 2024
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National fuck your boyfriend week

National fuck your boyfriend everyday week is in the last two weeks of July!
Damn baby it's the national fuck your boyfriend week.. let's jiggy!
by nexusdube July 22, 2022
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