Dirty sea horse

the act of snorting baking soda off of a man's penis.

"Hey, how did he die?"
"He did a dirty sea horse."

by CrazyApple1 February 14, 2023

reverse sea king

When you finish a fight with a single blow that causes the formation of rain clouds.

Did you watch All Mights fight earlier? I got drenched after that reverse Sea King.

by GrunkleDan April 11, 2016

Sea shelling

When your asshole is so open you can hear the ocean.

Old girl got game Bang so hard she was sea shelling on both holes.

by Big Bill Will McCall April 22, 2021

Red Sea Wee

When a stray pubic hair crosses over a man’s urethra causing the stream of urine that's coming out to be divided in two.

The name originates from the parting of the Red Sea in the Bible.

Wife: Why is there piss all over the bathroom floor?
Husband: Sorry Love, It seems I had a Red Sea Wee.
Wife: Yeah, well get moppin’ Moses.

by Rex Durkin August 08, 2020

Sea Turtled

Being abandoned by the father before the child is born

Kid 1: "Hey where's your dad?"
Kid 2: "I don't have a dad."
Kid 1: "He sea turtled you?

by Jaywolf209 August 17, 2015

bees and seas

something asian parents really hate

my mom beat me with a slipper when i told her i got bees and seas

by userhandlegoeshere August 11, 2022

sea animals

things that live under the water. things u can not drown. Sea animals are animals and they can attack anybody, if you're not 5 and fricking disgusting y'all poops. But sea animals can be cute,just dont bring them above water.

person: Sea animals are stupid
person2: no their fish like nemo

person3: sea animals are cute, #cute, stupid, awesome, perfect, hate, i hate you, #stop, #stopanimalabuse ok bye

by nemo1234dory May 09, 2018