by GravityManipulationUnit June 7, 2020
Get the 12:1mug. If someone asks Anthony Lahmann what someone's birthday is, and he doesn't know the correct answer, he will answer "not December 12, 2009".
by Jan Karlo December 20, 2022
Get the December 12, 2009mug. If you were born on this day you have a tiny dick, im talkin MICROSCOPIC, it’s smaller than my cats nipples
andrew garfield: “you know what day it is”
tom holland: “june 12?”
andrew garfield: “let’s see that tiny nipple lookin dick”
tom holland: “ok daddy”
tom holland: “june 12?”
andrew garfield: “let’s see that tiny nipple lookin dick”
tom holland: “ok daddy”
by Thatonelampshade December 31, 2022
Get the June 12mug. The best day to be born on. The sweetest person is born on July 12th and is the cutest person you will ever meet. They are mean in a joking way but still make you smile and laugh. People born on July 12th also have perfect features such as hair, eyes, lips, nose, and the most perfect smile.
by august.h June 6, 2023
Get the July 12mug. When you pull a all nighter and try and stay up all day but will probably need 20 grams of cocaine and 12 coffees just to stay up for 3 seconds. WARNING: you're probably gonna die just saying
I will probably need 20 grams of cocaine and 12 coffees in order to right every last letter of this sentence
by hitlers gay son March 18, 2017
Get the 20 grams of cocaine and 12 coffeesmug. a One Two Slap, 12S, is when a man cums on a persons face, then immediately pisses on the face, then finally slaps the person with his penis
by stomkanker April 24, 2021
Get the 12Smug. by Ssuchu August 11, 2022
Get the August 12mug.