morning sneeze

Wet dream

Man I morning sneezed and have to change my pants

by Homie number 3 May 9, 2019

Good Morning and God Bless

When one shits, drinks coffee, and eats breakfast simultaneously while on the toilet.

“Shit I’m late...looks like I’m doing a good morning and god bless”

“Don’t come in, I’m doing a good morning and god bless, its gonna be another twenty minutes at least.

by CarlosSalads May 23, 2018

morning sunrise

It's when a man feels his penis is starting to get hard so you lay it across your girls face while she's sleeping early in the morning and let the tip raise her upper lip til she looks like she has a hair lip

My girl punched me cause I gave her a morning sunrise

by Ram sac December 20, 2016

morning mom

One of those moms that wakes up all happy ready to start there day making breakfast for there kids n driving them to school

That mom right there ,she's a morning mom.

by Mia.villeee January 17, 2017

Good Morning

A phase you use when seeing Jim Moortgat no matter what time of the day it is.

Good morning coach Jim Moortgat

by ConCole July 14, 2022

good morning & god bless

taking a shit while eating breakfast and drinking coffee.

Greatest invention since the beginning of time.
papa bless.

Hila: Ethan, I need the bathroom! What areyou doing?
Ethan: Good morning & god bless, Hila
Hila: What?
Ethan: It's a 'Good morning & god bless!
Hila: What are you doing?!
*opens bathroom door*
Ethan: Hila what are you-- just open the door on people while they're taking a shit? I'm doing a good morning and god bless, I need another 20 minutes at least!

by fupatroopa1911 April 7, 2018

morning rump

a rare moment when upon awakening, you witness one of your pets using another pet's rear-end as their pillow. a sure cure to get anyone thru their morning slump

My cat avoids my dog like the plague, but today she decided to cozy on in to produce a well-executed morning rump. I sent my fam and homies the best pics they'll see all week.

by OriginalHomie May 4, 2023