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gin monkey

The most amazing gin drinking partner! Superficially coming across as perhaps a little socially awkward, however this guy will quickly win your heart as you realise you never have shared an uninteresting moment together. He makes you feel like a million dollars! His fridge is always stocked with all the best gin drinking constituents and there is never any wrong time, place nor manner in which you can consume gin with this legend. The best part is when your not drinking gin together he is at the bar buying a gin, when you have free reign to lock your gaze onto his mighty fine ass!
"Everyone needs a gin monkey in their life"
by Scratchett June 3, 2017
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Reef Monkey

Originally an online saltwater aquarium forum, Reef Monkey is now a t-shirt, sticker and swag company selling through Etsy.com The Reef Monkey is someone that appreciates humor, saltwater, surfing, Toyotas, and perhaps irony.
I hung out with that surfer, dude was a total Reef Monkey. Spent all day on the waves.
by definer222222 February 25, 2019
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Sass Monkey

Somebody, or something, that is ever so slightly retarded but in a funny way.
Will: Vicky, sometimes you are such a sass monkey!

Vicky: I know, i know.
by The_Original_Sass_Monkey August 14, 2011
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Chaos Monkey

An agent provocateur, pot stirrer, or fire starter whose only purpose is to increase entropy within their field of influence.
The plot owed its seemingly endless twists and turns to the play's cast of chaos monkeys and capricious ne'er-do-wells.
by BlumpNumpkin December 9, 2022
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freezing the monkey

when you bang a snowman people will call it freezing the monkey
MOM leave I am freezing the monkey come back later
by MrDickleson August 11, 2019
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Lil Monkey

One who is full of energy, has the qualities of a person who is kind, compassionate, sweet, warm-hearted, gentle, and all of the above.

Someone who deserves the title of being called a monkey. Ahem in fact only one person deserves to fit this definition.
Wow, ur so annoying u lil monkey.

U should stop licking the floor u lil monkey.

Stop trying to be so wifey u lil monkey.

Stop being so wack u lil monkey.

Wow u do look v v good u lil monkey :)
by Lilmonkeylover July 9, 2022
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ego-monkey

n. (proper)

name given to the invisible force that causes common sense to succumb to pride, especially in sports or competition.

in urban dictionary mythology, ego-monkey is the secret love-seed of limecat and clock spider before their tumultuous falling-out and ensuing rifting of the universe.

the only entity to ever repeatedly defeat ego-monkey is the one and only AwesomeTeam.
examples of the ego-monkey's power include:

1. (american football) a quarter-back throwing into double-coverage to show up the defense, usually after he has already been intercepted.

2. (soccer/football) a forward forcing a shot that he has little chance of putting on goal, let alone scoring, often passing up the simpler and more effective pass.

3. (golf) attempting to shoot out of the woods or past some other obstacle to offset the initial poor shot instead of a safety shot to at least get back into the field of play.

4. (chess) playing the position you want in your head instead of the one given to you on the board. often ego-monkey causes players to cling stubbornly to a desired strategy after its likelihood of bearing fruit on the board have left the game.

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reggie ray: what the shit-fuck is wrong with jake, he totally threw that pass into double coverage...AGAIN...
austin: yep...looks like mr. "i-can't-stop-listening-to-that-ego-monkey-on-my-shoulder" can't...stop listening to that goddamn ego-monkey on his shoulder...
by anonymous survivor September 13, 2014
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