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Wam-slam

A Wack Ass Monotonous slampiece.
Wam-slams are a peculiar specimen that have no dopamine in their brains, scientists think this is because of addiction. Wam-slams are often found in recovery groups. A typical Wam-slam diet includes coffee, la croix, sushi, pho and tacos . Wam-slams are easily influenced and their mental capacity is severely diminished due to years of alcohol and drug abuse. Wam-slams have a wide range psycho-social issues..Always wear a condom with a Wam-slam, God only know's what std/sti they are actively carrying.

Wam-slams are often "WAMEN" see UD definition.

Wam-slam, thank you mam.
1: Bro did you see that fine ass Wam-Slam the other night.
2: That Wam-Slam totally BOOFs it!
by Wam-Slayer May 9, 2018
mugGet the Wam-slammug.

gland slam

The act of a male ejaculating down a females throat.
That bitch gagged from that gland slam.
by pbb73 April 15, 2015
mugGet the gland slammug.

Squid slam

When a man takes his enormous cock and swings it as hard as he can against the face of a helpless woman. Resulting in an unconscious, tooth missing, face bleeding, cum covered and demoralized woman. the term dated back to the early settlement days where pilgrims use to conduct this act on Native American woman in longhouses and wigwams. The first male to successfully conduct a "SQUID SLAM" was John smith. Walt Disney was trying to document this act in the movie Pocahontas but the scene was removed to to funding. It was later seen in a three second apperence in the movie SpaceJam and was performed my Micheal Jordan. He then retires a few years shortly after the release of the film.
Dude! Last night I asked my girl if she wanted to spice things up and she said of hell yeah you son of a bitch! .....so I squid slammed her as hard as I could! I then spent the next 9 hours in the ER. Good. The only good thing about it was when I was explaining the story to the nurse she was diggin the Squid Slam and asked if I could show her..... so I did while the old lady was still passed out.
by DE SOTO April 27, 2017
mugGet the Squid slammug.

Slam Video

Typically sent via WhatsApp. A person will drink an entire can of either beer or more commonly a can of hey y'all, and add commentary about what they are currently doing , which usually involves drinking and hanging out with other canners. They then re watch the epic video and send it to the group.
"hey bro, what are you doing?"

"Just about to crush a y'all and send it to the boys for a sick slam video, wanna join?"

"Sure let's go boys!"
by Gregersontini July 24, 2024
mugGet the Slam Videomug.

SLAM DUNK EXPANSION

When you EAT SHIT everyday you get this MONOPOLISTIC thing happening where SLAM DUNK EXPANSION is the only way SHIT WILL LETVYOUR STOMACH GO

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by .MANDATORY SHITEATER August 12, 2022
mugGet the SLAM DUNK EXPANSIONmug.

slam dancer

A person who takes part in a dance preformed at punk rock concerts. You jump around and go wild notvto be confused with moshing, because the violence is not intentional
Hey look at those slam dancers listening to The Dead Kennedys.
by professional punk rocker November 4, 2015
mugGet the slam dancermug.

Battersea Slam Dunk

When you have a girl on her back with her legs over head, with her asshole gaped. You dip your ball sack into her welcoming hole.
Yo dude, you shoulda seen this girl last night, let me hit her with the Battersea Slam Dunk
by Willymac December 5, 2024
mugGet the Battersea Slam Dunkmug.

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