rapture monkey

1. A self-righteous, religious fundamentalist who believes in the fantasy that he or she will disappear off the face of the Earth and ascend to an imaginary Heaven at the mythical Second Coming of Christ.

2. A Christian.

I got a lot of great stuff at the yard sale because a rapture monkey is dumping all of his possessions in anticipation of yet another predicted arrival of Jesus.

by Scoots McKenzie September 24, 2017

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Monkey pudge

When a transgender eats a cantaloupe out your bunghole

Yo big bruh I met a trans last night and it hit me with the monkey pudge

by Roger rollings November 13, 2022

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boner monkey

A little puddle of semen that hangs off your erect penis

I forgot to use tissues while masturbating so I had a boner monkey

by OppaiSenpai January 02, 2017

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Monkey Scrub

To be given a monkey scrub is the act of being put in a headlock and having your head rubbed with a knuckle. This can also be referred to as a nookie.

I gave my brother a monkey scrub

by Monkeyscrub November 02, 2021

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