cookie wrangler

When you stick it up her butt, she shits, and you pull your cock out with the poo all over and jack off on her face

That guy was being a cookie wrangler in that chicks ass and she couldn't walk for two days

by kyle spejcher March 4, 2007

Semen cookies

A semen cookie is when you offer your friend a cookie and they ask “what kind” and you reply “semen cookie” then they start yelling come get semen cookies my friends home made semen cookies.

Jim: want some cookies

Jeff: what kind
Jim: semen cookies
Jeff: everyone come get Jim’s semen cookies.

by JeffandJimsemenCookies May 1, 2020

Fortune Cookie

The wise words given through the means of a delicious snack. Fortune Cookies should not be taken lightly or mocked. Eat the cookie, taste the cookie, heed the cookie.

"Dank oo sirrr, here your Fortûne Cookîe!" (Fortune Cookie)

by J_money18 September 11, 2013

cookie maker

One who often looks, acts, or thinks that are all that and a bag of potato chips, when really no girl will ever want to get with them.

Look at that boy over there...oh wait...he looks like a cookie maker. Nevermind.

by Virgil Sanders January 21, 2008

cookie monster

Someone who likes take (munch) alot of bikkies,pills,especially over a short period of time. Ie a weekend, Dan had 8 pills starting on friday night and took his last on Sunday morning.

"Dan you're a total cookie monster"

by boredatwork December 14, 2008

cookie cunt

Someone who pushes cookie on you and tell you it is for a charity

Lisa sell this sucker some cookie you know your the cookie cunt.

by specail_ed December 21, 2008

cookie run

literally the worst fucking game known to man. the fandom is shit and full of 10 year olds, and the game itself is a shame to society. If i saw the cookies on my phone i would throw it into a fire and move to an off grid property in Alaska just to be far away from the game and its fanbase.

“hey dude, wanna play cookie run?”
“wtf”

by analtumors58 December 30, 2021