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monkey moment

A monkey moment is the term used for when a weird or funny thing happens in a weird or unexpected way.
The individual who caused the monkey moment can then be referred to as a monkey.
*People trolling on a Minecraft server get an innocent player banned after bringing out their dark side*
"Wow, I can't believe those monkeys got him banned"
"What a monkey moment"
by monkey momenter November 22, 2019
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quat monkey

Characterized by a white person that has a fear of black people and tries to overcome this fear by sleeping with black men.
by tbdoesnotcumnaturally December 20, 2019
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Female Monkey

A female monkey is a women who swings from man to man. So basically a ho. Basically when a man calls a female monkey a ho they get mad So that’s when all the hoes are mad. HOES MAD!
Johnathon: “wow Betty is such a ho, she sleeps with everyone.”
Betty: “johnathon shut up, I’m not a ho . . . IM A FEMALE MONKEY!”
by Daddy Donkeyhorse June 14, 2019
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freezing the monkey

when you bang a snowman people will call it freezing the monkey
MOM leave I am freezing the monkey come back later
by MrDickleson August 11, 2019
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Rock Monkey

A statue in the form of a monkey, who on the occasion will grant immense power through wishes. And also like to eat ramen
Guys holy shit look, it's the Rock Monkey! Y'all better start praying and getting your wishes in.
by le Monkeys November 25, 2020
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Monkey Man

by Dollify Tomboy September 12, 2020
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Monkey poop

Bill: Hey Willy, hand me my monkey poop so I can put some in my mouth.

Willy: Hell yeah bill. Here’s your monkey poop, I think I’ll eat some too!
by GetOffMyLawnnnn November 1, 2020
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