snappy seconds

When someone sends you a saved Snapchat (caption and all) over a different platform, making it obvious the original was meant for someone on Snapchat and you're getting their sloppy seconds.

Taylor must be talking to someone else, he sent me snappy seconds of his dog.

by modern lexicographer January 27, 2023

second-hand sugar

benefits that a person derives from a friend who has a sugar daddy

Andrea: Where did Mary get that purse? I though Brena was the one with a sugar daddy...
Jess: Yeah, but Brena is always passing along the gifts and taking friends on free trips. It's second-hand sugar.

by aep90 September 10, 2020

second-cousin-twice-removed

1- Grandparent's second-cousin.
2- Second-cousin's grandchild.

second-cousin-twice-removed.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

Second-Hand Faggot

Someone who doesn't smoke a bundle of cigarettes and walks by someone who does.

Faggot, originally known as a faggot, which is a bundle of sticks lit on fire.

Man I was walking down the street and this girl was smoking a pack of cigarettes and blew it in my face, so I told her

"don't make me no second-hand faggot nah."

by The Kream Collector January 19, 2024

0.0001 seconds after

A playful terminology used by internet memes to convey the idea of "as soon as." It emphasizes the immediacy of an action, often in a humorous or exaggerated manner.

I'll get started on that project 0.0001 seconds after you send me the details!

by Emotional Cruiser September 19, 2025

Second Baptism

When women lose their Real virginity.

She had her second baptism so now I wont lose my penis.

by Eduard Sanderson March 14, 2014

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