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Pick me ass bitch.

Pick me ass bitch is someone who likes to act like everyone else in hope that they'll gain a friend/boyfriend/girlfriend. Tries too hard to be everyone's friend. Always underneath someone's ass and is willing to make others look dumb just to be around someone's company.
Him: Who here is a virgin?
Her: Me, I've never even sucked dick before.
Another guy:That's a pick me ass bitch.
by Xim, the Poisonous bitch. August 13, 2017
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shut your ass up

be quiut, shut up ,
by sherk123 November 1, 2018
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National Ass Slap Day

On April 25th, 2018. YOU have to Slap he/she ass, no matter how close you are with the person
Slap the person Ass on National Ass Slap Day
by X8x8x8x8x8xskwkc May 30, 2018
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ass munch-ginger syndrome

means you are a fucking red headed idiot

An asshole without the attitude or agressiveness. A derogatory term to describe someone of useless ability and questionable intelligence that is considered a ginger.
I'm not lending you five bucks you stupid red headed ass munch ginger .. you must be suffering from ass munch-ginger syndrome !

Jim turned down a date with a lingerie model because he had to study for finals, thereby proving that he is a complete and utter red headed assmunch.( which ia charachteristic of ass munch-ginger syndrome )
by chanelled from within November 21, 2011
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Annoying Ass Fucking People

People who fucking screenshot their name and post it on their story so that they can get a little bit of attention from their friends because in reality no one gives a fuck what urban dictionary says.
Dude those people who keep posting names on their story are annoying ass fucking people
by Me nigga fuck off March 27, 2017
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Charlie Brown Ghost Ass

The inability to rip someone a new asshole and to be optimistic regardless of being given a hard time.

(i.e: The way that most of the characters from the "Peanuts" series treat Charlie Brown)
"Your words don't phase me; I've got Charlie Brown Ghost Ass!!!!"
by J.Mil January 10, 2012
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sucks ass thru a straw

for when u think things really can't get any worse
a situation or person is very disappointing, annoying, upsetting, substandard, displeasing, unfulfilling
my job sucks ass thru a straw!
also see sucks hairy wet ass thru a straw
by jobsworth February 15, 2005
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