damn it's windy out here
by blooble_ September 4, 2023
Placing a gerbil in a balloon; inserting it into one's anus/vagina; then blowing up the balloon and taking bets on how long said theorem gerbil survives.
by unicornjiz August 22, 2015
Wanting to know everything about everything.
A government form
Nosey person enquiring into your business
The VAT inspector
A government form
Nosey person enquiring into your business
The VAT inspector
I had to fill in a visa application for Australia the other day. Those mother fuckers wanted to know the in's and out's of a cows asshole!
by Robinhos April 25, 2015
What pussies do when they fuck a girl.
Guy: Im about to cum: Girl: Okay are you gonna pull out? Guy: I will not pull out that is for pussies. Girl: But you might get me pregna-Guy: I came in you.
by TheWordInnovater May 31, 2022
by da_porchnigga June 17, 2015
by AFunkyJunkie420 March 2, 2023
When you have been locked down for so long you have literally turned your dick into a skeleton, have no feeling left, and cannot complete the task, due to the lack of sex from too much wanking
I wish this Lockdown would finish
Why is that?
I've started knocking out a skeleton
Dude that's bad, you can't even try the stranger in that situation!
Why is that?
I've started knocking out a skeleton
Dude that's bad, you can't even try the stranger in that situation!
by Nesda February 13, 2021