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Vans

If a boy wears vans it means they have a small dick
Person1 “Yo did you see josh wearing those vans?”

Person 2 “yeah you know what that means... small dick
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Van

The generous, cute and sassy girl. She is the one who you will never forget from day one. Her intelligence will make you fall in luv
Van is the only i’ve fall for
by Betterbe2 November 22, 2021
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Christi van Lill

A girl who is suprisingly difficult to describe with a few words. She is always caring, always loving and incredibly kind hearted. She is so beautiful that no word known to man can even start to encapture the degree to which she is perfect. She is known for her ability to drop jaws and make hearts skip a beat.
When I see Christi van Lill my mind struggles to realise that I am in fact awake and not only dreaming, one day I hope to make her part of my reality!
by ekDinkPartykeer September 11, 2014
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Reversed van Gogh

When you go in for a hug with the intent of saying goodbye, forcefully pressing your warm ear against the ear of the other individual. The gesture on itself is as manly as it is awkward, especially when the Reversed van Gogh'er is bearded up.
"Yo, when John-John left the party he completely Van Gogh'ed my #ss".

"I can still feel the brush of his stubble on my cheek from the time Franky Reversed van Gogh'ed me".
by Johnnie Toto March 24, 2019
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Van Slyke

the name of a teacher, generally teaches APCSA. Thinks they are good, but is DOGSHIT. Can't code for shit and tells people what to do. But it is all sood since she has a FAT ASS!!!
Van Slyke: How did you do on the AP exam, my average score is a 4
Random white kid who can't code for shit and was in her class and never passed a single test(Ethan): STFU you FAT bitch, it is probably a one.
Van Slyke: Maybe, but I can still make a constructor
by chink447 July 30, 2019
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Van Zanten

When you plow into the side of someone as they're trying to get away.
Person A: "Dude, I totally pulled a Van Zanten on my girl last night!"
Person B: "What, you banged her from the side when she was running away?!"
Person A: "Yeah."
Person B: "Nice. It's messed up, but still. Nice."
by TurboTard October 4, 2023
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Van Gogh

When you rip your girls ear off and nut in the earhole
Friend 1: yo I just did the Van Gogh to my girl
Friend 2: what the fuck is wrong with you
by Arcturus5 March 9, 2021
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