Sea Salt

Tells superheroes what to do & if they don’t listen, gets super mad.

*Eve is dying*
Mark: SEA SALT I NEED YOU SEA SALT
Lonely guy: Aw such a strong bond 🩷

by futuresponJ April 29, 2025

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When a person uses a funnel to fill their ass with piss and then farts. The resulting warm breeze and piss spray resembles a nice sea spray

Dude, let me borrow that funnel so I can get filled up for a sea spray tonight.

by CosmoLewis May 5, 2025

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When shitting in the open water, the beast freshly released begins its life similar to all aquatic creatures.

Holy cow Dave, that was the biggest sea birth ever! Thank God it’s a sinker and not a floater!

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Jetski owner, usually a sea doo with ask the decal packs added on.

Look at that sea doo rider flying through the no wake zone. What a sea maggot.

by Hemi P May 17, 2025

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When you are at the beach smoking a joint and you drop it in the sand but you pick it up and smoke it anyways.

ayyy it’s ok bro your just smoking the sea

by cinnamon bitch November 21, 2021

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